I'm not drink, hick

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One Drink Down:
Hi Riddhi and Namita
Two Drink Down:
Hi Ridddhi and Namitta
Three Drinks Down:
Hi Riddhee and Nameettaa
Four Drinks Down:
Hi Rikkee and Nimita
Five Drinks Down:
Hi Risky and Nimipa
Six Drinks Down:
Hi Whisky and Manipa
And then he says:
You are laughing on me thinking I am drink. But I am not drink. I'm sorry! (comes and hugs all the guys, one by one) Maaf kar de yaar. I am sorry!
After some time:
Saale main tera khoon kar doonga..
PS: Inspired by a true story!! ;)

Comments

Labyrinthine said…
Hahahahahahaha! You should have shot a video of it!
July 11, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Tarun said…
seriously..kaun hai yeh?
The story of every bewda..
July 12, 2010 at 11:46 AM
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